Thinking about what scares you in life, well one of the most common things in life is people getting scared of Spiders!
Spiders just look at you with their evil eyes, I'm sure they even wink at you whilst scaring the shit out of you!
However, people always say, they are scared of you due to their size, rubbish - if that were the case they wouldn't hang around over your head whilst you lie in bed, or even set up residence in your car, bedroom window, or even your clothes - you know what, I think they just want to be your best friend!
Last night in our house, one pretty large eight legged fiend was travelling across the sofa, you know the bit where you lean back on, prompting my other half to propel herself off the sofa and produce quite possibly the loudest scream ever heard in the history of the Earth, christ, even the Spider jumped!
It really did!
So, do Spiders scare you?
Who do you rely on to come and get them?
How do you (or they) get rid of them?
Do you kill 'em or just chuck them out back?
Or are you one of those strange breed of people who actually like them?
Maybe you take them for a walk, invite them round for a drink - hmmm, there we go, there's an experiment to try, pour some alcohol into a bowl, throw Spidey in there, and watch it get drunk, now that could be interesting!
Anyway, I've digressed, you like them or not?
