I thought I was going to get away with it, as I guess so did Mrs B, who has been constantly digging me in the back, nudging me, trying to roll me over, and god knows what else to try and shut me up throughout the night.
She has even threatened to shove two fingers up my arse if I keep on snoring, so now, I've got myself on tenterhooks, trying to listen out for my snoring issue returning, so I can quickly roll over and avoid the arse invasion!
Trouble is by turning over, I may just experience a similar kind of pain on my manbits, jeez, it doesn't bear thinking about what may happen if she carries out the threat with just one snore!
I even woke myself up snoring the other night, any fellas reading this will know what I'm on about if they have the same problem, it's as though someone is tugging away in there somewhere to affect your breathing!
So, I've been told to do something about it, what can I do, I need help here??
I've thought about one of those plaster over the nose jobbies, but do they work, is there any medicine I can take, should I just accept the inevitable, and start making a bed up in the spare room???
I need advice here folks, before I get a shock down below!!!
