That bloody alarm clock!

Why is it when you are just having the best part of your sleep, that alarm clock just goes and ruins things for you, and tells you to get up!

It's quite possibly the most annoying thing on earth, but every home will have one, no matter how much you want to chuck it out, or even smash it against the wall, it's one thing the majority of the world have to rely on.

I'm sure that these little clocks sit there all night chuckling to themselves just knowing how much they are going to disturb your sleep, and take last night for instance - I couldn't get off to sleep last night - always struggle on a Sunday, and I can tell you it's not the excitement of going to work that's keeping me up, that's for sure!

No, it just seems to be a Sunday night thing for me, maybe it's my body's way of saying, "I ain't finishing for the weekend just yet", but it is really annoying - maybe I should get some hypnotist in, then again, that probably isn't a great idea, as I'll need someone to click their fingers or clap their hands instead of that really annoying alarm clock going off to bring me out of my trance.

Can't see the wife being happy to do that!

Does anyone else have these 'Sunday night issues', and is there a cure you can suggest???

What do you get up to in your Sleep?

Last night, a rather bizarre but common place thing happened in bed.









I won't go into sordid details here don't worry, but my head had just hit the pillow after watching tv for the past couple of hours, and I pretty much drifted off to sleep, when suddenly I found myself in dreamland.

Nothing wrong with that I hear you cry, but the next minute I experienced one of those "almost real" moments, you know where you actually feel like you are living the dream, but in reality...hmmm does that make sense?

Well, you know what I mean, anyway, I was convinced an object was about to fall straight on my head and it produced a "real" reaction, when I ducked, but in a horizontal way, yes, imagine lying in bed on your side, and ducking!

It woke me up with a shock, but not half as much as the shock for my other half who I kneed up the bum as I "ducked", that certainly woke her up, and was not best pleased, "What the fuck did you do that for" was the response, only then did I mention my "dream" scenario.

Anyway, after that, we both laughed, but it made me think, there must be more people out there who did this kind of thing unintentionally, so please world, put me out of my misery and tell me you've done that too!

Why's it so hard to stay awake?

Today, I feel like I'm a walking zombie.

That horrible feeling of starting the day when my eyes are only allowing themselves to open half way and then deciding to roll around one of those little ball bearing games that drives you mad - all this whilst trying to sit in a meeting listening to people.

Why do they always insist on looking at you when your tired eyes are on this tour of the world, and you know damn well that the talkers are thing "how ignorant?", but you just can't help it, it has this hold over you!

Everything people tell you goes in one ear and out of the other, you just can't concentrate, and need sleeeeeeeeep!

It's no fun I can tell you, I've tried caffeine in the drinks today in a bid to keep going, hell I'm only just managing to write this blog - has anyone got any offers of help to....to....zzzzzzz...to...zzzzzz....to give me something to keep me awake?

What do you do when you're in this sleepy situation? Let me know....