Saturday, 29 August 2009
Friday, 28 August 2009
Thursday, 27 August 2009
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Monday, 24 August 2009
"I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong."
"I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West."
"I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending."
"Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough."
"To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!"
"A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble."
"I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't."
"I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them."
Sunday, 23 August 2009
Saturday, 22 August 2009
Friday, 21 August 2009
Thursday, 20 August 2009
Wednesday, 19 August 2009
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
I don't mean killing off people, more like objects that you just can't be bothered with, or things that get to you.
There's bound to be something that you just wish wasn't around in everyday life that would make things just a little more bearable.
It could be anything from annoying insects to those really annoying maker pens that make a squeaky noise when they write on a white board - see it really could be anything!!!
Or how's about mobile phones? we could all go back to the days of not really knowing everything about each other, or txt tlk, I mn wdnt it b gr8?
Anyway, what would you get rid of?
Monday, 17 August 2009
Having started the first week of a holiday from work, it's so noticeable how you never seem to come to a stop during your working day, and quite often the line "there are never enough hours in the day to get things done" tends to crop up.
Friday, 14 August 2009
Wednesday, 12 August 2009
Friday, 7 August 2009
There's a time in life when everyone says that phrase "Thank Crunchie it's Friday" but does anyone ever feel the urge to eat a Crunchie bar on a Friday?
I don't think I ever have, even though I do say it myself sometimes, but can you imagine if they had thought of another bar instead, we could have had any of the following:
Thank Picnic it's Friday!
Thank Skittles it's Friday!
or even Thank Curly Wurly it's Friday!
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
What I couldn't believe was the mix of people in there that just seemed to cause annoyance!
Firstly, we had a couple in front of us, who decided that one of them would talk their way through the film, with a really noticeable low voice, whilst the other one continuously had their hand in a packet of sweets, making plenty of noise throughout, I wanted to empty that bag over her head!!!
Elsewhere we had someone with a silly laugh, that just chuckled it's way through the film, and finally a couple who seemed to be doing a relay race to and from the toilets!
Why can't people just sit quietly and enjoy the film instead of creating a new one themselves????
After all they pay over the odds for the priviledge of it!
Tuesday, 4 August 2009
Monday, 3 August 2009
Brilliant, if only I'd thought of this at school, I could of avoided paying attention to those boring classes of education, and claimed after leaving that it was their fault I'd not got a job, and lived off the money that the Court would award me in damages!
Yeah get real - the chances of the Court actually ruling in favour of this New York student are about as great as it never raining in the UK ever again, but imagine if they did fall on the side of the student, talk about a preverbial can of worms being opened.
What other examples could we have?
1) I got totally drunk the other night, but am taking legal action against the pub, as they continued to serve me alcohol after my first pint!
2) I withdrew lots of money from my bank account, but am going to sue the bank for not telling me my bank balance was going to be lower!
3) I spent enough money on Sky Sports in the last 12 months, but am taking them to court as my team continuously lost when live on the tv!
4) I am taking another TV channel to Court, as they insisted on inflicting "passive listening" to Big Brother, quite possibly the worst show on television, so I am taking steps to have those wasted minutes given back to my life!
So much fun could be had with this, any other examples out there?
Sunday, 2 August 2009
What a funny film, I don't normally like Will Ferrell films, but found this one quite funny, with the two 39 & 40 year old sons still living at home first of all hating each other, but then getting on with each other, and causing mayhem and chaos all over the place.
My god, imagine living at home with your parents when you are 40 years old, what a nightmare that must be!!!!!