Is it revenge for all the battering that we give paper in our offices, that one sheet in a pack of 500 suddenly decides to gain his revenge for lots of his mates being screwed up and thrown into a bin, or those that have been shredded into bits and pieces?
I'm sure this is their way of getting back at us, as when it happens, you know it straight away, and then comes the 5 second delay when you look down at your hand, see the slice, and then comes the blood, which no matter if it's a small cut, seems like it's going to never ever stop, and drain your body of your much neede red stuff!
Ay-yay-yay you say as it continues to stream, and normally it's in one of the worst places, you know just on the underneat fold of your finger, or right between them, meaning that you can't touch anything for ages unless you want to give it a glowing red appearance.
As for the worst paper cut, the one where you've just licked an envelope, yes, I can feel the shiver coming across me just thinking about this one, as soon as that slice across the tongue happens - which to me is the rebel envelope of the pack, they are just worse than bits of paper, in fact if I was to compare them to something, paper would be bees that sting you, where as the envelopes would be wasps, you know, they really are bastards of the insect world!
Anyway, that'll do today for today's blog, so watch yourself, health and safety and all that!!
paper cuts are the worst. thnx for commenting my blog. u have a nice blog as well :)
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